we have pet lesbian snakes
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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