Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Randomize
