Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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