the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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