i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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