Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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