New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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