Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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