in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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