I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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