cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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