Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
no you cant smoke seaweed
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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