I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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