Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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