win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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