What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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