Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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