I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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