WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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