Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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