so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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