I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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