two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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