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mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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