The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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