Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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