But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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