S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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