"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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