can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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