I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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