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well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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