Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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