Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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