You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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