Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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