i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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