Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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