Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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