There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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