Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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