is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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