is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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