there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
birth control should be required to get into college
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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