That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Don't EVER smell your tampon
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Randomize
