Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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