he thought i was a dude.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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