I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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