haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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