I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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