There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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