Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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