Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
