You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
