Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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