awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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