saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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