um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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