Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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