Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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